Who the hell am I- Indiana Jones?

Narrowly escaped what?

I’m thinking and thinking and honestly have no damn clue when it comes to this.

I mean- I narrowly escaped relationships with several psycho girls and ended up with my amazing wife.

I narrowly escaped high school with a D average.

I narrowly escaped a life of working in fast food or factories.

I narrowly escaped death on March 15th, 2018 when I was rushed into emergency surgery for my appendix bursting.

WOW….now that I think of it, I have narrowly escaped a lot of stuff in my life.

Love, Peace and Sharkyness
~~~~~shArky~~~~~