Buzz is considered, by many, to be both a genius and a moron. It’s been a difficult life for Buzz as he has tried to cope with being on such extreme ends of the intelligence spectrum. To cope with such an unbalanced life, he has been placed in seclusion by his loved ones. He is fed only dry spaghetti and large amounts of anti depressants. Only recently has he been given a computer with access to the internet. He passes the time by writing horrible poetry, half finished short stories, and meaningless blogs on current events. His only goal in life is to sell his idea for an adult film called The Totally Anal Naked Ninja Salad Toss of Doom.